Morning Journal Newshttp://www.morningjournalnews.comTop Blogsen-usTue, 3 Mar 2015 07:51:20 EDTTue, 3 Mar 2015 07:51:20 EDT is a Piece of Cake Compared to #TheWall <P> All of you who saw #TheDress as blue and black, could you please come over to my house and tell me what color the paint is in my bedroom? Maybe not all of you at once. We could make a schedule.Mon, 2 Mar 2015 10:39:26 EDTSending a Kid to College? Read This First <P> I recently made my last tuition payment for my last kid in the last college that will ever cause me to question my decision to procreate. <P> (I'm just kidding..Mon, 9 Feb 2015 11:10:08 EDTThe Gold Rush That May or May Not Have Happened <P> Did the San Francisco Gold Rush really happen? Are you sure? Because I'm starting to wonder if I didn't dream it.Mon, 26 Jan 2015 11:09:07 EDTMy Mom's Childhood: Not a Broadway Musical's-Childhood--Not-a-Broadway-Musical.html My mom spent part of her childhood in an orphanage, because she grew up in an era where the worst possible thing that could happen to you was something worse than having to share a bathroom with your sister.Mon, 19 Jan 2015 11:49:45 EDTFake Babies: Maybe Find a New Hobby <P> I don't get doll collectors. I get dolls. My hair-plug Thumbelina was my second best friend until I was 8. And I get collectors. Although my level of commitment with my middle school frog collection was pretty lame.Mon, 12 Jan 2015 11:51:40 EDT