Morning Journal Newshttp://www.morningjournalnews.comTop Blogsen-usSat, 6 Feb 2016 06:16:59 EDTSat, 6 Feb 2016 06:16:59 EDT, Impress Me,-Impress-Me.html <P> I don't know why I even see an OBGYN anymore. The birth control conversation is over, fertility is moot, and even yeast infections are a young woman's game. Now it's just a matter of waiting to wet my pants.Tue, 2 Feb 2016 12:15:19 EDTSatin Sheets: The Armpits of Bedding <P> There's a reason satin sheets are not on any list of annual anniversary gifts, lists that include everything on eart.Mon, 25 Jan 2016 13:56:57 EDTPutting the Fun Back in Funeral <P> I've decided to put my funeral plans down on paper because I don't trust my husband to plan my final party.Mon, 18 Jan 2016 11:26:17 EDTCome to Body Shred, She Said. It'll Be Fun, She Said.,-She-Said.-It'll-Be-Fun,-She-Said..html <P> My relationship with my daughter was going really well. She had boomeranged back home six months prior.Mon, 11 Jan 2016 12:04:21 EDTNot Your Average New Year's Resolutions's-Resolutions.html <P> This is not going to be one of those blog posts where I declare that by Spring 2016 I'm going to look like Christie Brinkley, who by the way, what the hell? I mean, you can see signs that she's not 25 anymore, but you have to look through ...Mon, 4 Jan 2016 11:30:46 EDT